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Fry, you can&#8217;t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I&#8217;m still single? It&#8217;s &#8217;cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!<\/li>\n<li>You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!<\/li>\n<li>I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.<\/li>\n<li>Meh.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Bend Her<\/h5>\n<p>Well, thanks to the Internet, I&#8217;m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Actually, that&#8217;s still true. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Why did you bring us here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, I&#8217;m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. 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