{"id":150,"date":"2014-03-26T06:05:37","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=5"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:05:37","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:05:37","slug":"idiots-lantern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ksadgroup.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/26\/idiots-lantern\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen\u2026 OMG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I&#8217;ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!<\/p>\n<h2>The Unicorn and the Wasp<\/h2>\n<p>I&#8217;m the Doctor, I&#8217;m worse than everyone&#8217;s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I&#8217;m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! 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