{"id":171,"date":"2014-03-26T06:17:18","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=20"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:17:18","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:17:18","slug":"what-this-man-did-for-the-woman-he-loves-makes-everyone-else-look-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ksadgroup.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/26\/what-this-man-did-for-the-woman-he-loves-makes-everyone-else-look-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don&#8217;t criticize you! 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