{"id":172,"date":"2014-03-26T06:17:50","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=21"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:17:50","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:17:50","slug":"here-are-some-cats-who-prove-why-they-arent-considered-mans-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ksadgroup.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/26\/here-are-some-cats-who-prove-why-they-arent-considered-mans-best-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren&#8217;t Considered Man&#8217;s Best Friend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there&#8217;s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I&#8217;m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I&#8217;ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won&#8217;t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I&#8217;m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm &#8211; and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<h2>Vincent and the Doctor<\/h2>\n<p>*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I&#8217;m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet!<\/li>\n<li>The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don&#8217;t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don&#8217;t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/li>\n<li>The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don&#8217;t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don&#8217;t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/li>\n<li>No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Army of Ghosts<\/h3>\n<p>I&#8217;m nobody&#8217;s taxi service; I&#8217;m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I&#8217;ll fix it. I&#8217;m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I&#8217;m the Doctor. Don&#8217;t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It&#8217;s art! A statement on modern society, &#8216;Oh Ain&#8217;t Modern Society Awful?&#8217;! I&#8217;m the Doctor, I&#8217;m worse than everyone&#8217;s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I&#8217;m introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you &#8216;everything&#8217;s going to be fine&#8217; and you think they&#8217;re probably lying to make you feel better?<\/p>\n<h4>Planet of the Dead<\/h4>\n<p>*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I&#8217;m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there&#8217;s an escaped fish. No, I&#8217;ll fix it. I&#8217;m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I&#8217;m the Doctor. Don&#8217;t call me the Rotmeister. You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don&#8217;t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don&#8217;t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I&#8217;m nobody&#8217;s taxi service; I&#8217;m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet!<\/li>\n<li>No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s art! A statement on modern society, &#8216;Oh Ain&#8217;t Modern Society Awful?&#8217;!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>The Long Game<\/h5>\n<p>No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you &#8216;everything&#8217;s going to be fine&#8217; and you think they&#8217;re probably lying to make you feel better? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I&#8217;ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!<\/p>\n<h6>Midnight<\/h6>\n<p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It&#8217;s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there&#8217;s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I&#8217;m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I&#8217;ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won&#8217;t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I&#8217;m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm &#8211; and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn&#8217;t you? 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