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I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask \u2026 not just me.<\/li>\n<li>Finding a needle in a haystack isn&#8217;t hard when every straw is computerized.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Take It!<\/h3>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to tell you something that I&#8217;ve never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I&#8217;m not part of. I&#8217;m really more an apartment person.<\/p>\n<h4>Father Knows Best<\/h4>\n<p>You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. 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